The Mission

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Well I just can’t let the opportunity pass to shame some of the extreme fashion victims I see on my way to and from work in Brick Lane. Having worked around here for a year or two I’ve seen some prize sights and thought it was about time this was spread to the wider world.

I have seen plenty of dire attempts, including the infamous bear hat man (honestly he looked like a cross between a court jester and a cro magnon – he was indescribable but had some sort of fluffly coat/poncho/cocoon on with pointy shoes). And now in my magnanimity I will share this with anyone who is willing to plough through my rubbish rhetoric to forage for the good stuff.

The Method

I have 2 techniques scoped out for the mission;

1) I’m going to pretend to take scenery photos with my camera phone and really secretly snap people

2) I’m going to procure a digital SLR and actually ask them if they could pose, I figure that they will be vain/naive enough for it.

The Results

These will be posted up here whenever I have a fresh batch.

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One thought on “The Mission

  1. I saw a girl walking around here yesterday with Converse trainers on. Nothing odd about that except one was green and one was pink. WHY.

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