Twats adopt emergency measures as recession hits the coolest bits of Shoreditch this week.
These two Shoreditch ladeez made sure they looked spiffing by wearing their Shoreditch twat staples, the unnecessary scarf, oversized bags and cheap plimsolls, while walking past RBS on Bishopsgate, despite the fact that recession cutbacks have forced them to eschew clothing. They must have had to spend their last pennies on crap 80s-revival electronica music or leg warmers.
Unfortunately for the banker behind them, he is too busy using his Wankberry – probably to text people how great he is because he still has his job – and misses two naked chicks walking past.
Tags: banker, naked, recession, scarves, Shoreditch, twats, wankberry
#1 by SooperT on April 29th, 2009 - 6:33 PM
I spoke to a couple of these nudie “brand warriors” last week, turns out they were running a Gorilla marketing campaign for Peugeot.
Not sure I see the connection – money well spent
#2 by keira76 on April 30th, 2009 - 10:00 AM
Gorilla or guerilla?
#3 by David Precious on April 30th, 2009 - 1:54 PM
Yup, seems Mr T is right: http://nudeinascarf.com/
#4 by keira76 on April 30th, 2009 - 3:36 PM
Yeah I know they were doing some sort of PR stunt, there were loads of them congregated around Liverpool Street but I hoped I could slyly pretend they were Shoreditch twats. They were in the vicinity, after all. Any one of you could be next.
#5 by icklekaskas on May 7th, 2009 - 10:31 AM
Ha ha….I saw these lovely ladies at Waterloo station and stopped and had a stare…didnt get my phone out in time to snap them though