Looking like Sir Chumley Imatoff on a day at the polo, this guy is smooth sassy talker who knows what he wants and pulls his socks up like a pro. This guy reeked of so much cool we had to hold our breath as we walked by.
1980′s fashion come-back bollocks, the 1890′s is where it’s at; the more vintage is it the better. Next week cod-pieces and suits of armour.
I looked up ‘plus fours’ in the dictionary today & I’m not proud.

Vintage twat
Not in shot: his ginger moustache
This guy was in the same tube carriage as me. He has a very 1890s brush-style moustache doesn’t he? I can imagine him at home trying on his suits of armour while polishing his helmets. Ahem.
I’m not sure ‘moustache’ is the correct term for it… Looked like an unhealthy rodent.