Sporting the unlikely juxtaposition of woolen hattery and shorts + t-shirt you could be forgiven for thinking that this young oik is a bit confused.

Do not fret though readers as this is just an important fashion statement – something to do with juxtaposing society against the craziness of modern living set against the poverty of struggling east london artistes, or some other frippery. I fear I’m just too jaded and cynical to recognise truly expressive genius when I see it.

Feast your eyes until they can gorge no more.

Not in shot – their ‘clever’ poster.