Posts Tagged ‘Shoreditch’
Short suits and hats rock my world
Posted by snapperazzo in Fashion Victims on May 20th, 2009
First up – sorry for shortage of new fashion victims. The fashion victims of Shoreditch are still there but our fuzzy photography specialist ‘admin’ is in quarantine cos he’s on a swine flu ‘chain’. Yep, dead straight – its a big skive.
Release the victims
I spotted these two guys on the way to work this morning & am just loving their quirky retro power-dress combo.
If I’d spotted them anywhere else I’d assume its fancy dress, but this is a cold Tuesday morning in Shoreditch. They’re probably on the way to meet the bank manager to seek funding to open up yet another vintage shop, cos we really need one of those.
Bonus points for their little queefs pointing out from under their jauntily sat hats, their manbags and moustaches. Did I mention the short suits? We need to invent a scoring system, cos this shit would win.
Rocking the Heidi Look
Posted by admin in Fashion Victims on May 8th, 2009
Mmmm delish fashion sense at work here…. If you look closer at the lovely pink dress you can see that there are ickle stars on it – ahhhh everyone.
Why oh why she thought that this was a good look is beyond me – waitress chic maybe? Was it a bet?
This one must also deserve the ‘natty socks’ tag.
Shoreditch Twat
Posted by admin in Fashion Victims on April 27th, 2009
I had to work for this one. Unfortunately he was too wily for me and I only captured the shoes/socks and jacket combo whilst missing out on the lovely bright orange necktie.
Nevertheless an atypical shoreditch twattite – also overhead were his critiques on fashion as I stalked followed him down the street. Obviously it’s the height of fashion to wear trousers that terminate a country mile above the ankle to show off your natty sockage. I just can’t fathom out the ‘dad’ shoes though. Just for your delectation here’s a tasty close-up.
The recession has hit Shoreditch
Posted by Phylis in Fashion Victims on April 27th, 2009
Twats adopt emergency measures as recession hits the coolest bits of Shoreditch this week.
These two Shoreditch ladeez made sure they looked spiffing by wearing their Shoreditch twat staples, the unnecessary scarf, oversized bags and cheap plimsolls, while walking past RBS on Bishopsgate, despite the fact that recession cutbacks have forced them to eschew clothing. They must have had to spend their last pennies on crap 80s-revival electronica music or leg warmers.
Unfortunately for the banker behind them, he is too busy using his Wankberry – probably to text people how great he is because he still has his job – and misses two naked chicks walking past.
3 men and their manbags
Posted by admin in Fashion Victims on January 20th, 2009
Location: Bishopsgate, near Liverpool street station
Time : about 2 ish
Subject : shoreditchians
Lovely. The day after I created this these eejits appeared in front of me whilst wandering about at lunch. Heaven sent one might say. It required a bit of overtaking and hiding around a corner action but all tings considered a satisfactory catch, its a shame I couldn’t get all of the bags/haircuts in shot but as its the first attempt I’m sure you’ll forgive me…
I can only surmise that these three were taking a daily pilgramage from the mecca of hoxton and shoreditch to go to the apple store.
nice haircuts too