Looking like Sir Chumley Imatoff on a day at the polo, this guy is smooth sassy talker who knows what he wants and pulls his socks up like a pro. This guy reeked of so much cool we had to hold our breath as we walked by.
1980′s fashion come-back bollocks, the 1890′s is where it’s at; the more vintage is it the better. Next week cod-pieces and suits of armour.
I looked up ‘plus fours’ in the dictionary today & I’m not proud.
Vintage twat
Not in shot: his ginger moustache
Fresh from 1982.
Looking like the twisted offspring of Stevie Wonder and the Blue Man group (and courtesy of @icklekaskas).
I really am at a loss of how else to describe this one other than to point out the polish woman behind him, she’s not impressed. Although I will say I would’ve been happy if he was poppin’ and lockin’, or better stilling robot(ing) down the street.
Call grandma – she wants her shower curtain back.
Sporting the unlikely juxtaposition of woolen hattery and shorts + t-shirt you could be forgiven for thinking that this young oik is a bit confused.
Do not fret though readers as this is just an important fashion statement – something to do with juxtaposing society against the craziness of modern living set against the poverty of struggling east london artistes, or some other frippery. I fear I’m just too jaded and cynical to recognise truly expressive genius when I see it.
Feast your eyes until they can gorge no more.
Not in shot – their ‘clever’ poster.
Location: Bishopsgate, near Liverpool street station
Time : about 2 ish
Subject : shoreditchians
Lovely. The day after I created this these eejits appeared in front of me whilst wandering about at lunch. Heaven sent one might say. It required a bit of overtaking and hiding around a corner action but all tings considered a satisfactory catch, its a shame I couldn’t get all of the bags/haircuts in shot but as its the first attempt I’m sure you’ll forgive me…
I can only surmise that these three were taking a daily pilgramage from the mecca of hoxton and shoreditch to go to the apple store.
nice haircuts too